Literature
Who's The Sexiest Vampire?
Who's The Sexiest Vampire?
Host: Good morning gentlemen and overly obsessed vampire girls!
Audience: *cheers* 2 year old lil boy-" Edward is smexy!"
Host: Okayyyyy someone's a little gay over there. Anyway welcome to our special show about...you guessed it-vampires!
*Overly obsessed vampire girls cheer *
Host: Today we will be talking to a lot of sexy vampire guys but only ONE will be chosen as the sexiest vampire!
Audience: whoot! whoot!
Host: yeah thats what we like to hear! Anyway our first guests are the guys from The house of night series- Erik, Loren, Damon, Darius, Stark, and the guy who's name i don't know how to spell, Kalona